![]() ![]() policing,slicing,solacing,placing,piles in,piles on,public eyne,mohawk,dotard,retarded,traded,dotted,detruded,donated,rotated,underground,dyspneic,whiz bang. A diamond-shaped area on the inferior surface of the trunk which includes the anus and, in females, the vagina. You gotta try really hard to cut yourself on the Norelco/Braun style shavers, and they do a thorough job - plus they're waterproof and last a long time.Īctually that reminds me when I had trouble getting new heads for my electric facial hair shaver I was reading reviews for whole new ones.forget which brand but there was someone who wrote a review on a little "disposable shaped" super inexpensive electric shaver and apparently it did a better job cutting skin than hair in their case. #THE TAINT THE GRUNDLE THE FLESHY FUN BRIDGE MEANING SKIN# I'd link the review if I could remember where I saw it.I know it was Amazon and the shaver was a tiny green one way cheaper than I knew any electric shaver was sold for. The desire to do things for the pleasure or comfort of the physical body without regard to the soul. I do know for facial hair shavers "you get what you pay for" and I assume other shavers are the same. Eating rich foods (not for sustenance, but for pleasure,) sex for pleasure not reproduction, getting drunk, perfume, jewelry, fine clothing, even sleeping on a comfortable mattress could be viewed as desires of the flesh. Also the idea of this topic is cringe-worthy, makes my balls hurt just thinking about someone slicing themself. Oh, you know what the taint is - it's the gooch, the durf, the chode, the grundel. Ironically, I was looking at one of those. Robin van Persie, ruptured ankle ligaments and badly strained gooch. #THE TAINT THE GRUNDLE THE FLESHY FUN BRIDGE MEANING SKIN#īased on this review and the price, I'll probably get one.for my face and neck.Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical. Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _. Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _. After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti. A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _. ![]() When you fart and a little bit comes out. Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry. Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot. The violation of our most basic human rights. The taint the grundle the fleshy fun-bridge. The inevitable heat death of the universe. Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis. Licking things to claim them as your own. Jerking off into a pool of children's tears. Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®. Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts. Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook. Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards. Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog. Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor. Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale. ![]() Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up. Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars. BATMAN!!! Bees? Being a dick to children. An erection that lasts longer than four hours. A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis. Second Version Cartes blanches"Tweeting." 72 virgins. ![]()
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